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Apr 24Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

Thirded on Jenny, hehe.

Very entertaining, enjoyed a lot (of course)!

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Thanks, Nathan!

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I second what Jenny said!

Also, are you one do those people who hates the word “moist”? 😆

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Apr 24Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

Haha girl I used to work with was one of those people. Used to amuse me a lot.

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It's for them I put it :)

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Thanks, Kate. On the contrary, I loooove the word moist, I love everything about it, from the first to the last letter mmmmmm... oioioioi ssssst. I do know a few who hate the sound of it, it's for them I put it 😅

Besides, what's better? Moist or dry probing? Well, maybe let's not go there...

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😆 😆 too much.

A girl on my track team in college was like this. I sometimes think it was made up for attention. Her reaction was comical.

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Yeah, I never could take it seriously and most people will just read over it but those of us that share that intertextual nugget, well, here we are, enjoying it even more!

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Apr 24Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

Oh, yuck!! ( This made me laugh so hard.)

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Apr 24Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

I hate the word moist. And the word probe....

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😅 You're welcome!

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Apr 24Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

Awesome. Super creepy. Love it.

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Thanks, Jenny!

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Apr 26Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

Love a good probe. Tres amusing, A... 🤣

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Amusing is what I was hoping for! ;)

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That was a mind bender! Though I kept hearing "Probing Time" sang to the tune of Semisonic's, "Closing Time"

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🤣 A fitting tune! I feel tempted to add it to the post! Thanks for reading.

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Apr 24Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

The detailed description of Ben in his mustardy tie - Eeuuw!

The description of the gooey, moisty slurping creatures outside the window - Eeuuw!

The threat of probing and hanging on to one's ass - Eeuuw, eeuuw, eeuuw!

I don't know which was scarier. I loved this nutty thing and I worry about you, Ipfelkofer.

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Don't worry, be happy. Thanks for reading, Sharron!

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Apr 24Liked by Alexander Ipfelkofer

Brilliantly done, Alexander 👍🏼😁

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Thanks, Dan!

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